Almost from their conception
Our Yorkshire kids are told
About our weather system
And our three degrees of cold,
‘unch, unch, and bloody ‘unch
Peculiar to our County
A climate that makes us ‘ard
And why we treat our weather
With much respect and regard.
That's why we start ‘em young
Recommend dress that's best
Clothing suited for the weather
From t-shirt to thermal vest.
We take weather serious in Yorks
It has that style verve and punch.
And we know the difference between
‘unch, ‘unch, and bloody ‘unch.
